Radio Talk

In our new theatre, we are given flashing armbands to wear in case of emergency. Too big to fit in a normal pocket, staff have taken to wearing them near their radio. . . .

Overhead on radio . . .
C: This is C to R can you hear me?
R: Yes C.
C: Ah, don't know how to say this, but your bum is flashing . . . .
T: Thank you C. I'll turn it off now . . .